do the thing, win the goals!

do the thing, win the goals!

dliquirks:

thesnowsofkilimanjaro:

Graduated with honors and earned my AA to boot. Thanks a lot, Obama.

Awesome dude!  Way to go!

I hope this is a jenna marbles reference.. but i don’t think it is. still, i’ll leave this here….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkQxHlr2fXM

dliquirks:

thesnowsofkilimanjaro:

Graduated with honors and earned my AA to boot. Thanks a lot, Obama.

Awesome dude!  Way to go!

I hope this is a jenna marbles reference.. but i don’t think it is. still, i’ll leave this here….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkQxHlr2fXM

dliquirks:

I wrote down a list of things that the annoying guy in class says. More specifically, the way he starts sentences. Below, is how he starts a sentence, usually talking to the teacher, and then what I instantly think in my head:

1) “In American culture, we…”
— Dude, our teacher has lived in…

omg :D hahah we all know that person.

dliquirks:

You’re 5 minutes late to class. Your teachers reaction depends on their culture.

—American Teacher—
Teacher: “Why are you late to class?”
You: “Sorry, formation got out late.”
Teacher: “Don’t let it happen again.”
You: “Ok, no problem.”

—Chinese Teacher—
**You walk in, take your seat,…

"I am not a typical persian" y’all don’t even know how true this post is. I can only relate to the english and persian, but they’re spot on! :D i LOL’d

My view this morning
watching the seals and otters play in the Bay

My view this morning

watching the seals and otters play in the Bay

penisbomb:

So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl came up with a barcode tattooed on her wrist. Of course, my first question to her was “Can I scan it?” I guess she had never had it scanned before and was pretty excited about it. She talked about how it was sentimental to her and stuff. I scanned it and she rang up as a bag of Jalapeño Cheetos. She then became livid and, of course, I was dying of laughter.

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garfieldminusgarfield:

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